Blue Balls
Yes, the page is called Balls. No, we will not be renaming it.
This September, we’re going up and down repeatedly until our arms give out. All to raise money for prostate cancer. Finally, vigorous public thrusting for a genuinely good cause.
Prostate cancer is the most diagnosed cancer among Kiwi men. Around 4,000 blokes are diagnosed every year and roughly 700 die from it. Which is considerably less funny than the word balls.
The arrangement is simple: we do a stupid number of push-ups. You put your hand in your pocket. Everybody wins, except our shoulders.
If you’ve ever made a balls joke, drawn a penis on something, laughed at the number 69 or told a mate to “harden up,” consider this your tax bill.
Our goal is $3,000.
Getting checked can start with a conversation and a simple blood test, so nobody necessarily has to leap straight to the finger-up-the-arse chapter. Although, if we hit $10,000, Pablo may reconsider the stretch goals.
Donate generously. Talk to your doctor. Look after your balls.
And please don’t leave us hanging... sweating, trembling and completely spent with our asses in the air.
Thank you to our Sponsors
$267
Anonymous
$136
Pablo Kraus
$136
Simon Ballsup
$128
Ngapuhi
Love you Xx You’re super random but I love it!
$106
Simon Chamberlain
Go boyyy
$106
Ecostore
Nice one mate. Here's $100 more to do an extra 100 push ups.
$106
Ben
Great cause and good effort!
$100
Dominique Francis
$87
Anonymous
$87
Jeroen Gebbink
Your campaign made me smile and want to donate to this serious matter. Love people with courage 😉 Jeroen
$87
James Dunn
Legend go well mate
$75
Jamie
Lessssssgo
$64
Whiskers
$57
Rebecca Anderson
$57
Tony Acland
$57
Daniela Kraus
Go bro!
$57
Napa
$57
Gt
Chur Bro
$56
Derek Yu
Great value-led initiative and incredible commitments
$55
Jack
Get it Pabzy!
$38
Dan Munro
Get you up to $1500
$28
Jesse P
Calisthenics month! Leshgo
$24
Hugotech Limited
Xo
$24
Alexandra Hanson
Good luck
$24
Napa
$24
Angelina Ashcroft
My contribution towards stopping the resilience post :)
$24
The White Knight
Keep on pushing big boi
$20
Perrin Molloy
$20
Jack Duncan
$20
Napa
$12
Alpha Car Detailing
Keep it up!
$2
Go well!