I went in for my annual health check today on the back of my blood test on September 12. I won't bore you with the details, other than it was mostly good news. There were a couple of 'could do betters'. However, overall I am in reasonable shape. My prostate bloods were good, but on this day the nurse decided that I needed the physical exam as well. I have had this twice previously - it involves the insertion of a finger in your backside! Anyway, trousers down, finger driven in, all over in 30 seconds - prostate behaving as it should, "smooth". Now gents let me tell you three things: one, when you get a blood test let them know you want the prostate bloods tested (and preferably this is part of your annual check up), two, every second year don't be afraid to let your doctor or nurse insert the digit. It does hurt a bit, but it might save your life. Three, nothing could be worse than the time I tried to get out of a university examination by pretending to be sick. They sent me to the medical centre where the doctor, for some reason, did a rectal examination and pronounced me fit to continue the exam. Sadist! He'd seen it all before and knew how to teach young smartarse students a lesson. I went back to the exam, got a C pass, and never tried that again.
574 press ups to go. The link to the story tells you why this is an important cause.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/573379/doctors-warn-of-looming-prostate-cancer-crisis-as-annual-diagnoses-set-to-double-by-2045
I went in for my annual health check today on the back of my blood test on September 12. I won't bore you with the details, other than it was mostly good news. There were a couple of 'could do betters'. However, overall I am in reasonable shape. My prostate bloods were good, but on this day the nurse decided that I needed the physical exam as well. I have had this twice previously - it involves the insertion of a finger in your backside! Anyway, trousers down, finger driven in, all over in 30 seconds - prostate behaving as it should, "smooth". Now gents let me tell you three things: one, when you get a blood test let them know you want the prostate bloods tested (and preferably this is part of your annual check up), two, every second year don't be afraid to let your doctor or nurse insert the digit. It does hurt a bit, but it might save your life. Three, nothing could be worse than the time I tried to get out of a university examination by pretending to be sick. They sent me to the medical centre where the doctor, for some reason, did a rectal examination and pronounced me fit to continue the exam. Sadist! He'd seen it all before and knew how to teach young smartarse students a lesson. I went back to the exam, got a C pass, and never tried that again. 574 press ups to go. The link to the story tells you why this is an important cause.https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/573379/doctors-warn-of-looming-prostate-cancer-crisis-as-annual-diagnoses-set-to-double-by-2045
Goosetafari!! Yea mon.